Parentheses: Guest Starring Dad!

Once again, I interrupt my own train of thought for a worthy cause.

This time, it is to plug my own post at my wife's blog.  Kindly refer yourself here and enjoy my recounting of the experience of sharing a room with my son.  Note that this is the first time I have shared a room with a toddler since I was a toddler, and so the experience proved both more challenging and more rewarding than I could have imagined.

There is also an awesome shirtless beefcake picture of me, if you're interested.  (You know you are...)

Have a gander, and check out the rest of my wife's kickass blog while you are there.

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