Karaoke All Stars

You know, people of Internet-land, it takes a lot for me to brag. I believe humility is one of the core virtues of a good person.

However, every now and then, one just has to throw one's hands in the air, shout "Fuck it!", and admit when one is unbelievably talented at something.

Today, I'm not going to brag about my otherworldly knack for pasta sauces, or what a good support player I am in "Overwatch", or even my spectacular lovemaking skills. No, these are things that only the mildly immodest brag about. I am here for some next-level boasting.

My wife and I are the world's best "SingStar" players in the world.

There, I said it.

You need an unbelievable cover of "Jungle Love" by Morris Day and The Time? We can do that.

You need someone to knock a version of that Rick Astley song (You know which one) out of the park? We got your back.

And I don't mean to brag - Actually I do - But nobody, and I mean nobody, can destroy a cover of Motörhead's "Ace of Spades" like we can.

So don't be talking none of that "SingStar" smack round here.